If I had the chance I'de ask the world to dance...

about this Iraq/Muslim/war thing. It does not seem to be working. I am not sure what George Bush had in mind when he started this. It is time to take a look at some alternative plans. Like mine. I heard a comedian thinking we could get the world to mellow out a little if we crop dusted it with weed. This is funny. But why wouldn't it work?
They say it takes three weeks to break a bad habit. So if we cropped dusted Iraq for three weeks with marijuana smoke it could change the face of history. Think about it. Not the home grown shit that makes you want to sit on the couch and eat. The stuff that makes you want to step outside and see a sunset and smile at your neighbor. Think about it. Have you ever scene stoners fight. It does not happen. It is all OK. We would giggle.
You would have to feed them. That is Jesus 101. Good food. Tastes that make you happy to exist. You would need music. Happy music. Not angry music. Maybe that would be my job. I could be drafted by the army to make great playlists. Broadcast them over a country wide PA. Everyone would stand around and groove a little. "with a smile on their face". Then we could ask the world to dance.
If they were really good we would let them have a pillow fight.